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THE only reason kindly, good-mannered people are quite so pleasant is because they secretly participate in daring, filthy sex acts. These are their shocking exploits.

SOAKING up the last of the summer heat before a long, hard, cold winter? The Guardian thinks you need to feel bad about that.

ARE you at the mercy of someone’s desire to make a killing from their horrible, poky apartment on Airbnb? Here’s how to attempt to enjoy it regardless.

YOUR daughter has just joyously announced she's pregnant. Don't f**k up her big moment by blurting out one of these responses.

A 22-YEAR-OLD who would prefer to travel the world to an unfulfilling job has the delusion that makes her special.

MEN are provided with clothing on birthdays, Father’s Day and Christmas. If it’s absolutely necessary to own more, grudgingly go clothes shopping in classic male fashion like this.

NEW research has found that parents think a countryside upbringing is better than a city one, when in fact it’s rubbish. Here’s why.

YOUR girlfriend’s out with the girls again, but what do they talk about? Surely nothing bad about you? Surely not any of these issues?

CHILDREN who have forgotten unwanted old toys cannot live without them the moment they are going to the charity shop.

DID a bastard so-called mate take you up on your offer to help them move house? You’ll go through these six states of despair.