Lifestyle

A MAN who lost a stone through healthy eating and exercise was stunned to find his face did not experience a miraculous transformation.

ARE you seeing your parents at the weekend? Here’s how to be sure you have a tense and horrible time with them.

HOMEOWNERS are begging the government to counter inflation by doubling their monthly mortgage payments as soon as possible.

ARE you away on holiday and feeling obliged to bring back gifts for the saddoes back home? Here are some lazy choices that will delight nobody.

THINK it's funny to be the kind of bellend that gives your pet a 'creative' name which will embarrass the vet? Try these.

NOT all of us can be manic pixie dream girls. Here’s how to tell if your behaviour makes you enjoyably off-beat or just unbearable to be around.

DO you rule the viewing habits of your household with an iron fist? Find out with this quiz.

WONDERING why you are not turning the heads of the opposite sex? You're probably afflicted with these physical traits.

WANT to help save water during the drought? Follow the advice and sacrifices of selfish moron Roy Hobbs.

DO you pretend to have a different home life when people visit? Here are five things that are at odds with the squalid truth.