Lifestyle

WITH the cost of living crisis really starting to bite, losing even a couple of quid is painful. Here are some financial errors you can no longer laugh off.

THE nation’s redheads have been carefully moved into darkened rooms to protect them from the sun, it has been confirmed.

WANTED to look sexy in the heatwave but now you’re sunburned and damp all over? Here’s what to do.

A DOG owner is increasingly curious about just what her pet is refusing to reveal is in his mouth.

THIS summer, it’s all about showing off your body in a way that brings to mind well-thumbed medical textbooks. Jump on these trends.

B&Q has announced that men aged 45 and over can make their birthdays truly special by holding them in their favourite aisle of the store.

YOU’RE moving back home but unlike 99.99 per cent of losers, you’re actually hyped about it. Here’s how you justify that shit.

GOING on holiday abroad again at last? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these utter arseholes.

THINK cats and dogs are too pedestrian to match your fascinating personality? Get one of these animals to demonstrate just how insufferable you are.

PAYING £100 to fill up your car should be a wake-up call to politicians. You’re alienating key voters like me who don’t give a shit about hardship so long as it happens to other people.