Lifestyle

WANT to keep the family busy in this sweltering heat? Try these activities which are an annual lesson in misery.

A STUNNING woman with the face and physique of a supermodel took to Twitter to tell the world she resembles a ‘horrible ugly little toad’.

THERE are thousands of tiny villages across our green and pleasant land, each with their own weird shit going on, Here are five things that only happen there:

A TIRED mum is silently hoping her yelling son is not hurt badly enough for her to have to move from the sofa.

WOMEN love a man with interests - especially if they’re as sexually-charged as these. If you’re not already a devotee of one of these hobbies, try them and brace yourself for a sexual tsunami.

A MOTHER on holiday abroad is trying and failing to pronounce foreign words correctly, it has been confirmed.

YOUR ageing parents are incredibly fickle when it comes to deciding what they like about the developments of the modern age. Here are six things they either adore or detest.

WE all have days where we accidentally get on everyone's tits, but you won’t gain any sympathy with a lament about disruption to your hot yoga schedule. Or any of these excuses either.

IF you’re trying to buy a plain t-shirt from the shops these days, you’re f**ked. Here’s the type of bizarre nonsense that seems to be emblazoned across all of them:

LOOKING for a budget holiday this year? Here are five places you hypothetically could fly to on the cheap, but f**k knows why you’d want to.