A WOMAN who has just become a parent is tenderly feeding a growing grudge against her friends who have not.
Since having a baby, Joanna Kramer now puts round-the-clock care and attention into being annoyed with people who have made different choices to her.
Joanna said: “Look, I adore my kid, obviously. But at the same time as looking after him, I’m looking after a gradually developing sense of f**cked-off-ness that my mates are acting as if nothing has changed.
“Which I know it hasn’t for them. But when they say they’re tired because they worked late at the office, I can’t believe the audacity. It’s like they don’t even think of my life when they dare to complain about theirs.
“And if they mention going out drinking at the weekend, my huffiness almost gets out of control. Some people say you don’t know true love until you have a child, but I would argue you also don’t know true irritation.”
Friend Sophie Rodriguez said: “I know Joanna feels like she’s missing out but, honestly, I’d prefer dealing with a screaming baby than this hideous red wine hangover I’ve got.”