Food

GREGGS have confirmed that there has not been any meat or animal products in their steak bakes since 2005.

SCIENTISTS have announced the discovery of a fourth takeaway option that is neither Chinese, Indian and pizza.

NOW KFC, Greggs and Burger King all sell plant-based products, vegans are at risk of not being as special. Here’s how to stay strong.

THE county of Rutland is the last in the UK to get a McDonald’s, but are its residents ready? Fit in with this guide to the New World fine dining experience.

A MOTHER-OF-TWO has announced she is to step back as senior meal-preparer from her family because she can no longer be ars*d.

A MAN taking part in Veganuary is doing it entirely from Greggs’ vegan range, he has confirmed.

A MAN in his late 30s still either overestimates or underestimates how much milk his cereal will need every single morning, he has confirmed.

A WOMAN who claims eating condensed soy milk is ‘unnatural’ finds tubes of compressed lips, eyelids and sphincters delightful.

A MAN whose toaster has broken has admitted that he now has no idea what to base meals around.

AN 18-YEAR-OLD who turned vegan in his first term of university has managed three whole days at home before eating sausages.