Food

BLUE passports are back, we’re a sovereign nation again and it’s time to celebrate a patriotic post-Brexit pancake day with British toppings.

A MAN pointing out that you can have pancakes whenever you want only eats them on pancake day.

A SCOTTISH man who saw the product ‘hummus’ in a London supermarket still cannot believe it is real.

AN artisanal sausage roll has confirmed it is not worth the £6.50 it costs.

A LUNCH with friends has been tipped into panic and disarray after one man ordered a starter without checking with anyone.

YOU’VE run out of plates and there’s no way you’re tackling the mountain of washing-up, so you’ll have to improvise.

A WOMAN who decided to get her Easter shopping done early has become trapped in a cycle of chocolate consumption.

A WOMAN has deviously cooked a meal to force her mates to come to her place rather than go out to meet them.

WANT to put you or your partner out of action for the night? Here are six foods that will destroy the mood and murder your libido. 

A FOUR-YEAR-OLD has baked cookies that everybody is doing their level best to not actually eat, they have confirmed.