Food

AN artisanal sausage roll has confirmed it is not worth the £6.50 it costs.

A LUNCH with friends has been tipped into panic and disarray after one man ordered a starter without checking with anyone.

YOU’VE run out of plates and there’s no way you’re tackling the mountain of washing-up, so you’ll have to improvise.

A WOMAN who decided to get her Easter shopping done early has become trapped in a cycle of chocolate consumption.

A WOMAN has deviously cooked a meal to force her mates to come to her place rather than go out to meet them.

WANT to put you or your partner out of action for the night? Here are six foods that will destroy the mood and murder your libido. 

A FOUR-YEAR-OLD has baked cookies that everybody is doing their level best to not actually eat, they have confirmed.

GREGGS have confirmed that there has not been any meat or animal products in their steak bakes since 2005.

SCIENTISTS have announced the discovery of a fourth takeaway option that is neither Chinese, Indian and pizza.

NOW KFC, Greggs and Burger King all sell plant-based products, vegans are at risk of not being as special. Here’s how to stay strong.