Celebrity

IT was recently revealed that Queen Elizabeth II is immune from a large number of laws by which the rest of us plebs are forced to abide. Here are just a few.

THE UK is once again outraged to learn that stars of hugely successful BBC shows are paid actual money for their jobs.

Works laterally and vertically, you know what I’m saying? A two-tier pulley system. Ain’t Drake or Jay or none of them got that.

SINCE the first cro-magnon told a neanderthal to look down then hit him in the nose, humanity has bullied. Here are some of the best.

PRINCE William turns 40 today, and have four decades on this earth ever been so squandered?

THE Duke of York has warned senior Royals that he does not want to go on Love Island but he will if he has to and he will f**king win.

PRINCE William is selling the Big Issue on the streets after his grandmother announced he and his line are disinherited.

THE Queen has admitted she ruined her own Platinum Jubilee celebrations by going far too hard on the first day.

THE media have taken to using lip readers to discover what the royals are saying from a distance. Here Nikki Hollis explains what was said on the Buckingham Palace balcony.

THE Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has revealed Prince Andrew is trying to make amends for his reckless youth when he was a mere strip of a lad in his 50s. Here are some suggestions.