Celebrity

HARRY and Meghan have announced the birth of their second child, Lilibet Diana. Here are seven reactions to have.

THE Queen is giving Britons an extra bank holiday, five grams of cocaine and a big cake each for her Platinum Jubilee next year. And that’s just to start with: 

MENTAL health campaigners have congratulated Piers Morgan for making it through an entire interview without storming out offended.

I AM the monarch of this country. I am 95 years old. My son, the future King, is 72. So let me say this a final time: f**k off out of it with your Royal Yacht.

ONCE upon a time, in the United Kingdom of Britain, there lived a man who had everything but for whom it was not enough.

BORIS Johnson and Carrie Symonds, the Posh and Becks of the 2020s, have finally set the date. But what to expect from this special day?

THE terrible hounding of Princess Diana by the press cannot be compared to Meghan Markle’s treatment because Meghan is evil, everyone has agreed. 

THE Daily Mail has actually asked ‘Did the BBC kill Princess Diana?’ Here news editor Stephen Malley explains how they probably did.

BACK in the 1990s you couldn’t turn on the TV without having to endure some truly naff minor celeb. Here are some you might, possibly, remember.

DO you have a crush that makes you question your own sanity? Here are five especially weird people ladies apparently jod one off to.