Celebrity

THE Archbishop of Canterbury has told Harry and Meghan that if they want to call him a liar he will come round and they can do it to his f**king face.

HAVING given all Britain the horn simply by drying a dish on The Great British Bake Off, here are other mundane activities James McAvoy could turn into pure filth.

A PHONE call to patch up differences between Prince William and Prince Harry went badly. The Daily Mash has the transcript.

THE Royal family is the only family in Britain without a single racist member, Buckingham Palace has confirmed.

PRINCE William has defended the Royal Family from accusations of racism by pointing out his connection to a woman of colour who hates them.

FIRST Clarkson. Now Piers. By the end of the Wokerati purge, will there be any middle-aged jowly white men left in Britain? Here Roy Hobbs discusses their plight.

MY nephew and his partner have got into a spot of bother with the media recently. But don’t worry, kids - here’s how Uncle Andy effortlessly deals with those pests. 

HAVE toxic levels of Harry and Meghan coverage entered your system? Is it in danger of shutting down? Our guide could save your life.

WANT to stand out from the online mob of Meghan haters? Here’s how to make a status update, tweet or comment that makes even the most deranged uneasy.

THE Duchess of Sussex has confirmed that, exactly as Britain already believed, the Queen is nice and the rest of the Royals suck. What did she say?