AFTER getting in one little fight, Will Smith’s mum got scared and moved him to his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air, it has been confirmed.
In a case of art imitating life, the West Philadelphia born-and-raised actor has been forcibly relocated after a single high-profile incident where he slapped comedian Chris Rock across the face at last night’s Oscars ceremony.
A Hollywood insider said: “I’m as shocked as everyone else. Will was in the audience chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool. Then before you know it he’s physically assaulting someone in front of the whole world.
“Then he accepted the Oscar and hopefully accepted that his entire career is over at the same time because as soon as it finished he was whisked away.
“He was flown out first class, where of course he’ll be able to sip orange juice out of a champagne glass. This is what the people of Bel-Air are living like so we think Will will be alright.
“After pulling up to a house about seven or eight and informing the cabbie that his body odour was uncongenial, he met the family he will be spending most of his days in opulence with.
“Two spoilt, unacquainted-with-reality kids, his wife and a wise, refined butler. It won’t be hilarious but it will be mildly diverting on BBC2 at 6pm.
“Although to be fair an alopecia gag about someone’s wife referencing a largely forgotten film from 25 years ago is both shit and out of order.”
