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THE UK has agreed that their idiot free-market zealot prime minister and their spoilt eco-warrior king thoroughly deserve each other’s company.

AND so the boy has become a man. At the tender age of 74, Prince Charles is now King Charles. But that means leaving behind his earlier obsessions in his important new role as meaningless figurehead.

BRITAIN’S Royal-loving press have informed the Duchess of Sussex that her little criticism-exempt free ride ends right f**king now.

THE three-mile queue for the Queen's lying-in-state is not as British as everyone says it is. Here’s why.

NATIONAL treasures including Stephen Fry and Emma Thompson have received the ultimate honour of being chosen to be buried with the Queen.

EVERYTHING is weird and it’s only going to get worse for the next few days. Here’s how to cope.

THE UK has honoured the late Queen Elizabeth with a magnificent display of the nation’s favourite activity, queuing.

A VILE traitor and sack of shit has asked why being a senior royal is always described as a ‘burden’ given their tendency to thrive to a ripe old age.

HIGH-PROFILE celebrity feuds dominate media, social media, and the inside of morons' heads. You couldn't care less about these.

THE UK has agreed that the perfect way for King Charles to honour his late mother would be to abdicate.