Celebrity

THERE are celebrities whose sex lives you’d happily read a 1,000-page book about, and celebrities you’d prefer not to think of that way. Guess which ones share?

RAPPER Ice Spice is massively popular with Generation Z. As such, your ageing father hasn’t got a clue who or what an ‘ice spice’ is. Here are his theories on the subject.

A MERE 23 years ago, it was impossible to achieve fame without being a dickhead.  The 90s spawned these monsters.

STANLEY Johnson is to be knighted in recognition of his immense contribution to the world of twattery, it has been confirmed.

THEY say ‘don’t meet your heroes’, but rarely continue ‘because you’ll make a twat out of yourself and cringe whenever you see them on telly’. Expect these conversations.

AFTER a certain age, you’ve got to ask whether having an affair is worth the potential grief. These plucky middle-aged celebrity adulterers gave it a go anyway.

THE UK is cheering after a young family’s house was snatched from them and given to an unrepentant associate of serious sex offenders.

YOU’VE discovered your teenage son is a horrible misogynist thanks to Andrew Tate. So which terrible male role model could he be brainwashed by next?

FIRST minister Nicola Sturgeon has conceded defeat in the battle for Scottish hearts and minds and handed power to author JK Rowling.

IMAGINING someone else during sex is somehow ‘wrong’. But your partner can’t complain about these celebrity shags who reflect well on them.