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QUEEN’S speech? I don’t think so. Step aside, mother, my time has finally come. The King is ready to take his throne.

HOUSE hunting? Sick of endless viewings and being outbid? The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge know exactly how you feel. Here they explain their woes.

JAMES Corden has been told he cannot return to the UK because the country is full, it has emerged.

THE Duke of York has confirmed that York is just a Northern shithole and they can stick their freedom up their collective arse.

WANT to spend an evening of Hollywood glamour with a middle-aged bloke smashed on red wine punching kitchen cabinets? Enter our competition!

IN times like these, when there’s not much happening to think or write about, you find your mind drifting to the little things in life. Such as the lavatory. 

DO you share a birthday with the Queen? Here’s how to celebrate in wild style today, just like Elizabeth II.

BRITAIN is facing an unprecedented constitutional crisis after a Warwickshire man admitted finding Meghan more attractive than the future Queen.

THE Queen brought out the most tatty and unpleasant dinnerware in Windsor Castle for the visit of non-royals Meghan and Harry, it has been confirmed.

A NETFLIX documentary has exposed Jimmy Savile’s worryingly close relationship with the Royal Family. Here Prince Charles reveals he is still astonished at how events transpired.