Celebrity

THE British monarchy, which has survived almost 1,000 years of beheadings, revolts and wars, is in crisis after anodyne statements by a boring actress.

THE £400 fuel rebate will be helping not just the poor but the super-rich get through winter. Here’s how they plan to spend it.

CELEBRITY children are accused by poor people of only earning their money through family connections. But that's just sour grapes. Here are some who clawed their way to the top through sheer hard work.

THE Cambridges are moving their family to Windsor to live a low-key life in a listed four-bed home in private grounds. Here’s how their lives will be as bog-standard as yours from now on.

STRUGGLING to care about the official birthday portrait of Prince George? Learn how to give a toss with these tips.

BRITAIN’S tabloid newspapers loved Princess Diana. The Sun, the Mirror, the Mail and Express formed a ring of steel around her. Unlike the evil BBC.

IT was recently revealed that Queen Elizabeth II is immune from a large number of laws by which the rest of us plebs are forced to abide. Here are just a few.

THE UK is once again outraged to learn that stars of hugely successful BBC shows are paid actual money for their jobs.

Works laterally and vertically, you know what I’m saying? A two-tier pulley system. Ain’t Drake or Jay or none of them got that.

SINCE the first cro-magnon told a neanderthal to look down then hit him in the nose, humanity has bullied. Here are some of the best.