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Mainly I photoshop Meghan's head on pornstars, Kate admits

Florence Pugh's guide to reconciling your feminist views with getting your nips out

FLORENCE Pugh is a proponent of freeing the nipple, as previously seen at the Oscars. Here the Don’t Worry Darling star explains why this in no way conflicts with feminist principles:

Now I'm beginning to doubt whether the Queen even met Paddington, admits royalist

THE doctored Mother’s Day photograph of Princess Kate has a royalist questioning whether the Queen actually met Paddington Bear for her Platinum Jubilee.

Which celebrities would you forgive for cheating, and which could just f**k off?

CELEBRITY infidelity is in the news, so it’s worth considering how you’d react to top celebrities cheating on you. Which would you forgive, and who could just get their stuff and piss off?

Five great two-month breaks for secret lizard people, by the Princess of Wales

KATE’S absence from public life has led to dreadful tittle-tattle and rumours, but the mundane truth is simply that she’s reverted to lizard form. Here she reveals her favourite places to visit as a reptile.

We ask you: are the courts right to declare it legal to hunt the Duke of Sussex?

A RULING that Prince Harry is entitled to no security while visiting the UK means it is open season for hunters hoping to bag a Royal. Is this fair?

Danny Dyer receives call-up to Royal family

Seven egomaniac celebs you know for a fact are always Googling themselves

EVER Googled your name? Okay, a couple of times, but not obsessively because you’re not a total self-regarding narcissist, unlike these celebrities.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... why nobody should be in the f**king Eurovision Song Contest

WAKING up in a cryogenic freezing machine, I lift the lid and wonder at what point in the future I have arrived. 

Kelly Brook, and other female celebs with weird takes on feminism

KELLY Brook has confirmed she is more body confident than ever because her husband loves her ‘big bum and boobies’. It is far from the first confusingly empowered message from a celeb, like these: