BILL Murray dating Kelis would have shocked you years ago, but now everything is so bonkers it barely registers. Even these celebrity couples would fail to astonish you.
Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate
One’s a Swedish climate activist, the other’s an online blowhard beloved by your weird cousin who lives in a basement. They sound like a doomed match on paper, but maybe their Twitter spats are the younger generation’s equivalent of flirting? Perhaps, deep down, Greta thinks she can fix the Top G like she can the environment. He’ll have to lose all the Bugattis first though.
David Attenborough and Kim Kardashian
A few years ago you would have refused to entertain this possibility. He’s a renowned broadcaster and documentary maker, whereas the most famous thing she’s ever filmed dwells in the recesses of PornHub. Reality has taken its toll of late though, and now you’re so weary you’ll accept it willingly. Why not make it a throuple with Rhianna? You don’t care anymore.
Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift
Unusual, but perhaps the only logical next step for the pop star. Having worked her way through most of the eligible A-list bachelors and Matt Healy, a fling with self-partnering is one of the few routes left open to her. And if it doesn’t work out she can always write a scathing, chart-topping tune about how underwhelming she found herself.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Was that lengthy trial for nothing? Haven’t they burnt their respective bridges enough? Perhaps not. After all, fellow celebrity couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez got back together after breaking off an engagement. Maybe relationships, like time, are a flat circle we are all doomed to repeat. If nothing else, that explains why you drunk text your ex.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Angelina Jolie
The most insane celebrity coupling on this list. He’s one of the biggest actors in Hollywood and she’s well over 25. Such a pairing goes against the known laws of the universe. Physics as we know it would have to be rewritten from the ground up if these two ever got together. Even then, your reaction would be an exhausted ‘okay’.
