Celebrity

Right-wing nutter knows exactly who he'd like it to be

A RIGHT-WING nutter on social media knows exactly who he would like the suspended BBC presenter to be, he has confirmed.

'Charles III, King of Scotland' and everything that's wrong with that idea

SOME ungrateful Scottish peasants did not welcome Charles as their king yesterday, and it’s not entirely surprising. Here are the glaring problems of the whole daft idea in the year 2023.

Five celebrities you're amazed aren't cancelled yet

MODERN celebrities need to be squeaky clean or face being chucked in the ‘cancelled’ bin. Here are some that defy the odds and still have careers.

Seven celebrity offspring who you'd rather be shagging their parent

NEPO Babies inherit looks, wealth and too often fame, but banging these celebrity offspring just wouldn’t have the same kudos as their parents.

Five celebrities of no interest whatsoever who you know everything about

FEW celebrities are all that interesting, but some you really don’t give a shit about. That doesn’t stop every detail of them entering your brain via osmosis. Such as these.

The dickhead's guide to still worshipping Andrew Tate

DON’T want to stop adoring Andrew Tate even though he’s been arrested yet again? Here’s how to convince yourself the ‘Top G’ is still a great bloke.

Seven downsides to shagging Tom Cruise

TOM Cruise is just good friends with former squeeze Hayley Atwell, four weeks before their new film comes out. So should you shag Hollywood’s most questionable bachelor?

Harry and Meghan in last-ditch attempt to save Spotify deal with album of power ballads

THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex have tried to save their $20 million Spotify deal with an album of yearning power ballads.

Celebrities of today and the assisted living aids they'll sell in the future

EVERY Sunday supplement features celebrities from the 1970s advertising old person products like stairlifts and mobility scooters. But who will take their place in years to come?

Hollywood stars you wouldn't shag because of their shit films

SOMETIMES a film is so bad you weirdly hold it against the actors. These top Hollywood stars have missed out on sex with you due to their poor choice of scripts.