Celebrity

HAVE you done something stupid like clicking on an article about Molly-Mae Hague kissing her ex and reading it all the way to the end? Follow these life-saving procedures immediately.

AT first, I was elated. Lineker is almost gone, with his replacements confirmed this week. But then a thought struck me - what if I am the Joker, and Gary Lineker is Batman?

PRINCESS Kate’s brilliant remission from cancer has come as no surprise because she is supremely talented at everything she turns her hand to.

THE lure of endless sunshine and blue skies is especially strong to British celebrities who finally have the money to escape grey, endless rain. Which is why these unlikely stars live there.

WE live in an era of delusional, attention-seeking knobheads working out their unresolved traumas on us. These are the incidents they cannot get past.

JEREMY Clarkson is now three of the right-wing’s biggest victims of injustice – a motorist, a gentleman farmer and now a pub landlord.