Celebrity

DO you want to know who Sydney Sweeney is for reasons besides the obvious ones? Now you can chat about her non-pervily, thanks to this guide.

YOU can’t have a relationship without respect, so I treat my pseudo-wife Bianca with the same respect I have for a genius like myself, or Hitler. Here’s my advice on respecting your partner.

IT’S about time there was a film about me, so I can’t wait to see Scoop with Gillian Anderson. It’s bound to be a hit, so why not turn it into a franchise? Here are my plans for the ‘Andyverse’.

NOTHING compares to the sense of freedom you get from leaving magistrates’ court having narrowly avoided a driving ban or prison. As a keen driver, here's my advice for fellow touring enthusiasts.

THE Princess of Wales has been sighted by two witnesses who were allowed to recount the encounter before being led away by Special Branch.

CONFUSED by the sudden interest in Lady Rose Hanbury? If you’re curious but don’t want to read loads of sickening articles about incredibly rich people, here is a succinct guide.

FLORENCE Pugh is a proponent of freeing the nipple, as previously seen at the Oscars. Here the Don’t Worry Darling star explains why this in no way conflicts with feminist principles: