Celebrity

HELLO, subjects. Because I’m normal like everyone, I’ve been closely watching docu-soap Succession for tips on deposing one's father without anyone noticing.

YESTERDAY the world lost the iconic performer Tina Turner. But, tragically, she has left no song whose title can be used as a headline in tribute to her.

CELEBRITY scandals these days are cheap and tawdry. Cast your mind back to harmless, fun scandals of the past, like prostitution and attempted murder.

PHILLIP Schofield admitted he had no option but to leave This Morning after realising the entire show was nothing but a collection of total shit.

A FEMALE celebrity looking for a way to get back into the public eye is wondering if you have ever heard of the menopause.

THE entertainment world is full of not-very-hard hardmen, from Steve McFadden to Jason Statham. But a rare few could snap you like a twig. Such as these.

AFTER seeing the King’s official Coronation portrait, the public has agreed that anyone in a robe on a throne carrying a sceptre and orb would look equally regal.

DURING the key moments of Saturday’s Coronation ceremony screens were erected around the King. Here’s what really happened behind them.

A MULTI-MILLION ceremony to place a heavy hat on a man has really put the cost-of-living crisis into perspective, Britain has agreed.

A DYNAMIC, go-getting old man who would under any other circumstances be retiring at this point is set to lead the country into a new era.