PRINCE Harry flew in, high-fived his ailing father while running through the morning room, and flew back to California. Was he right to do so?
Nathan Muir, lathe operator: “That’s actually pretty warm and loving for his social strata. No doubt Charles was so overwhelmed with emotion a muscle almost twitched in his face.”
Francesca Ryan, nursery nurse: “Proves once and for all he’s terrified of William, bulked up and stripped to the waist, kicking shit out of him.”
Grace Wood-Morris, social media manager: “You can’t blame him at all. It’s not safe leaving the kids with Meghan for 48 hours. She’s no kind of a mother.”
Roy Hobbs, retired policeman: “I just hope he took extensive notes for the Spare sequel.”
Olly O’Connor, roofer: “Prince Harry was here? And I missed it? But he’s my favourite.”
