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DESPITE overwhelming evidence that it just isn't for them, England are still persisting with cricket.

THE PUBLIC has been warned not to approach men wearing Barcelona shirts who clearly have no ethnic affiliation to the Catalan region.

SUNDERLAND manager Gus Poyet has hit out at journalists hitting out at him.

THE Welsh are turmoil after being beaten at rugby by a country that is indifferent to the sport.

THE England football team’s new psychologist will focus on helping players recover from nightmares about John Terry.

BERNIE Ecclestone has struck a deal to take Formula One to the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.

NEWCASTLE boss Alan Pardew's headbutt on a Hull player was out of keeping with his unexciting personality, it has been claimed.

MANCHESTER City fans have told Sunderland they put on a jolly good show yesterday, for peasants.

QATAR has won out in a bid to host the 2026 Winter Olympics.

LEICESTER City striker Kevin Phillips was cheered wildly on his debut for One Direction's reserves last night.