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SCOTLAND'S new away kit represents the country's history of producing delicate indie music for manchildren, according to the SFA.

PREMIER League struggler Cardiff City has unveiled plans for its players to stand up during games.

ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has said he is determined that England will find a credible way to not succeed in Euro 2016.

BRENDON McCullum has become the first New Zealand cricketer to smash the two-run barrier.

THE referee of Manchester City's match against Barcelona has said he favoured the Catalan team because they are much better.

EX-FULHAM manager Rene Meulensteen is furious that a pot of tea he had brewed to perfection was consumed by his replacement.

BRITAIN turned up for work today even though there is curling on the television.

THE Referee's Association is to make Howard Webb live in Bootle for three months.

MANUEL Pellegrini has warned Premier League rivals that eventually his side will start taking the competition seriously again.

JOSE Mourinho is preparing a metaphor so apt that Manchester City will be unable to defend against it.