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WAYNE Rooney wants to move to Chelsea so that he can have ready access to a wider range of goods and services.

ENGLAND were sort of celebrating last night after they managed to retain the Ashes by not playing cricket.

MANCHESTER United manager David Moyes has announced that Old Trafford will enjoy a season of rest in 2013-14 to let the soil recover.

ANDRE Villas-Boas has been warned not to spend Gareth Bale’s 100M Euro transfer fee all in one go.

THE long-running saga of Gareth Bale's journey from Spurs to Real Madrid is to be made into a film saga by Peter Jackson.

THE British winner of yesterday's Tour de France is not Bradley Wiggins, it has been claimed.

QPR MANAGER Harry Redknapp has offered Manchester United a three-minute trolley-dash to take as many players as they want for Wayne Rooney.

Manchester Utd have lodged an official protest with FIFA following their traumatic 1-0 defeat to the formidable Singha All Star XI in Thailand.

TEST cricket is brilliant and if you disagree you are less than a buffoon, according to experts.