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NEWCASTLE boss Alan Pardew's headbutt on a Hull player was out of keeping with his unexciting personality, it has been claimed.

MANCHESTER City fans have told Sunderland they put on a jolly good show yesterday, for peasants.

QATAR has won out in a bid to host the 2026 Winter Olympics.

LEICESTER City striker Kevin Phillips was cheered wildly on his debut for One Direction's reserves last night.

SCOTLAND'S new away kit represents the country's history of producing delicate indie music for manchildren, according to the SFA.

PREMIER League struggler Cardiff City has unveiled plans for its players to stand up during games.

ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has said he is determined that England will find a credible way to not succeed in Euro 2016.

BRENDON McCullum has become the first New Zealand cricketer to smash the two-run barrier.

THE referee of Manchester City's match against Barcelona has said he favoured the Catalan team because they are much better.

EX-FULHAM manager Rene Meulensteen is furious that a pot of tea he had brewed to perfection was consumed by his replacement.