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A STUPID man reckons he is some kind of god based on a frivolous bet.

BBC football pundit Mark Lawrenson has discovered the world of late 20th Century catchphrases.

WEARING a replica football shirt magically gives you the strengths and weaknesses of the team in question, scientists have discovered.

NOVAK Djokovic has declared that the gender pay gap that exists in the workplace should also apply to tennis.

THE England shirt for Euro 2016 has been unveiled with a photo-shoot of the players crying.

A MAN has been casually mentioning his futsal league to confused colleagues.

EUROPEAN football’s superpowers were surprised to find West Brom at their secret 'super league' meeting.

THE risks of rugby include getting a taste for moronic drinking games and trouser-dropping stunts, it has emerged.

ARSENAL manager Arsene Wenger has given up football in order to become a tortoise, it has emerged.

MANUEL Pellegrini has confirmed that Manchester City can stick the League Cup up its backside.