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PRIME minister David Cameron promised that Liverpool would be incorporated into Wales if they beat England in a major football tournament.

PEOPLE who fight at football matches obviously represent the attitudes and values of their entire nation, it has been confirmed.

ROY Hodgson has expressed sadness at fan behaviour after his favourite article of furniture was destroyed.

A FOOTBALL fan has created a Euro 2016 fanzone, complete with big screen, branded alcohol and police presence, in his own front room.

DANIEL Sturridge has confirmed he is fit and ready to fall to bits.

SAINT George has announced that he will be supporting his home country of Turkey at the European championship tournament in France.

THE England squad is under pressure to master the subjunctive tense before travelling to France for Euro 2016.

REAL Madrid footballer Pepe has been laid to rest following a fatal cheek-brushing in the Champions League final.

MANCHESTER United have finally found a manager as entitled, self-important and prone to temper tantrums as the club itself.

FOOTBALL fans will not enjoy Euro 2016 unless they own the official soft toys, pens and collectable stickers, UEFA has claimed.