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INCREDIBLY wealthy nations have surprisingly cleaned up at the Olympics.

ARSENAL getting relegated could be an even more heartwarming football story than Leicester City's triumph last season, it has been claimed.

MEDALS awarded to female Olympics athletes are slightly smaller than the ‘male’ version, it has been confirmed.

CHINA has laughed off Britain’s superior Olympics medal haul with some good-humoured jokes about future global conflicts.

A MAN with no interest in random sport things like rowing, gymnastics and judo is mentally ill, friends and colleagues believe.

JOSE Mourinho has given Juan Mata the day off so he can whip his naked body through the streets of Salford.

SEVEN days after the opening ceremony, the Olympics will finally begin.

A MAN who has been a die-hard Leicester City fan for nearly six months is not looking forward to the new Premier League season.

THE Olympics swimming pool that has turned bright green also has a strangely familiar smell, officials have admitted.

WATCHING highly skilled female athletes ruthlessly competing is not as sexy as has been claimed, men have finally realised.