Sport
MEDALS awarded to female Olympics athletes are slightly smaller than the ‘male’ version, it has been confirmed.
CHINA has laughed off Britain’s superior Olympics medal haul with some good-humoured jokes about future global conflicts.
A MAN with no interest in random sport things like rowing, gymnastics and judo is mentally ill, friends and colleagues believe.
JOSE Mourinho has given Juan Mata the day off so he can whip his naked body through the streets of Salford.
SEVEN days after the opening ceremony, the Olympics will finally begin.
A MAN who has been a die-hard Leicester City fan for nearly six months is not looking forward to the new Premier League season.
THE Olympics swimming pool that has turned bright green also has a strangely familiar smell, officials have admitted.
WATCHING highly skilled female athletes ruthlessly competing is not as sexy as has been claimed, men have finally realised.
AN OFFICE worker is exhausted today because of watching something he describes as ‘the swimming’.
INTERNATIONAL table tennis players have confessed that there have been no balls involved at the sport’s top level for 30 years.