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THE England squad is under pressure to master the subjunctive tense before travelling to France for Euro 2016.

REAL Madrid footballer Pepe has been laid to rest following a fatal cheek-brushing in the Champions League final.

MANCHESTER United have finally found a manager as entitled, self-important and prone to temper tantrums as the club itself.

FOOTBALL fans will not enjoy Euro 2016 unless they own the official soft toys, pens and collectable stickers, UEFA has claimed.

LOUIS van Gaal has handed the FA Cup to Jose Mourinho during a tense meeting in a supermarket car park, it has emerged.

A CHINESE businessman has agreed to pay £60 million for Aston Villa because he thinks it is a large house.

CHELSEA FC is to remain part of John Terry for a further 12 months, despite rumours that the club was considering a move to the North American League.

ROY Hodgson’s 26-man England squad has provisionally lost on penalties to a provisional Spain squad.

A WOMAN has been left disappointed after her sanitary product did not allow her to play football at professional level, it has emerged.

TOTTENHAM Hotspur demolished their season at St James' Park yesterday.