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FANS of Aston Villa went through an unprecedented number of grief stages during their 6-0 home defeat yesterday.

A MAN who does not like football died laughing after discovering the price of a ticket.

LEICESTER City FC has carried out emergency works on its bandwagon following an unprecedented number of passengers.

A LIVERPOOL fan who joined the Anfield ticket prices walkout has just realised that Sunderland scored twice in the last ten minutes.

AMERICA celebrated last night as the Memphis Ocelots beat the Las Vegas Assholes in Superbowl 50.

THE Rugby World Cup has seen England’s pubs upgrade to a higher class of loud, annoying wanker.

NATURE experts have flocked to the Emirates stadium to observe the extraordinary spectacle of Arsenal FC shedding its backbone.

A 31-YEAR-OLD has left his wife and two children to spend his life with Jamie Vardy's goal against Liverpool.

NEW Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has announced the positions that all 514,000 of the city's residents must stay in throughout his reign.

LOUIS Van Gaal cannot leave United until he has completed his 380 hours of community service, it has emerged.