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BLACKBURN Rovers has hired Paul Lambert as manager to teach ungrateful supporters a lesson.

AFTER repeated injury problems, Arsenal has decided to remove medieval combat from its weekly schedule.

A SPANISH interpreter is finding it impossible to communicate to David Moyes that he has been fired by Real Sociedad.

WITH Champions League progress unlikely, Arsenal will now focus on securing the chance to exit the Champions League early next season.

NEW half-and-half football shirts switch their colours and design as play goes on so the wearer is always on the winning side.

THE race for the FIFA presidency is on, but who are the runners and riders?

TIM Sherwood and Brendan Rodgers will drive around the country solving mysteries, they confirmed yesterday.

RUGBY referee Craig Joubert is keen to get started on a hiking break around Scotland.

STEVE McClaren has admitted Newcastle United has scored its last goal until March.

ENGLAND fans are convincing themselves the team has no chance at Euro 2016 and is therefore certain to win.