Work

A GROUP of office workers spent 50 minutes anxiously waiting for a pub lunch then wolfed it down in 10 as their Friday 'treat'.

A MAN who has been addressing a colleague as ‘Hi!’ for the last three years has acknowledged it is too late to find out her name.

AN ARSEHOLE is upsetting his colleagues by bringing a really lovely packed lunch into work everyday.

TWO colleagues had the horrific experience of discovering their banter-based work relationship does not exist outside the office.

A COUPLE are preparing their toddler for adulthood by buying him a tiny grey cubicle to sit in all day, it has emerged.

THE UK has been told to get to work and shut the fuck up for the next four months until its next allotted happiness break at Christmas.

A MAN who everyone assumed was lying about his “passion for telemarketing” has a genuine love of the shitty, time-wasting career.

A LOCAL postman is furious with residents on his route for receiving mail.

A BOX of green tea in an office kitchen has now been there longer than any of the employees.

A RECRUITER has had a moment of remorse before going straight back to being a bastard, it has been revealed.