Work

A MANAGER is convinced that handing out leftover sandwiches from meetings is massively appreciated by his dispirited staff.

THOUSANDS of Britons have pretended to lose their job so they will be prepared for it really happening once we leave the EU.

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THE UK has returned to work feeling well-rested and well pissed off, it has been confirmed.

A MAN’S younger colleagues were left speechless when he dropped his trousers and sat on a photocopier to show them how we used to enjoy office Christmas parties.

A GROUP of workmates has had a Christmas lunch that was not unbearably awkward.

A MAN has somehow got the idea that it is normal to lie about things to get what you want in life.

AN office security guard absolutely loves it when he can get stuck into hassling people who have forgotten their pass, he has revealed.

YOU’RE tapping away on your keyboard furiously before leaning back, hands behind head, with a self-satisfied smirk. But are you the productivity champion of your office or have you simply sent one, single email?

THE office Christmas party has been booked for the third circle of hell this year, Marie from accounts has announced.