Work

AN eight-year-old who went into the office with Daddy for the morning has discovered that he does nothing but chat about football.

TALENTED, hardworking teachers are struggling to cope with long hours and excessive workloads. But what about Britain’s many thousands of crap teachers?

A JOB interview panel decided to make a man really demean himself and talk bollocks despite being fully aware that applicants were only interested in the money.

A MAN is single-handedly reducing the gender pay gap by putting in 20 hours of unpaid internet work denying there is a gender pay gap.

A BOSS who is harsh but fair is rubbish compared to a boss who is unfair but lenient, employees have agreed.

AN office is callously not geared to meeting every single need of employees who have small children.

JOBS. We all need them, but some of us are shit at them and may be politely told to fuck off. Take our quiz and find out if your job is hanging by a thread.

SCHOOLS finishing on Friday lunchtime could lead to jobs finishing on Friday lunchtime then capitalism collapsing entirely, experts have warned.

A RETIRED builder is reliving the days when he used to have a job by sitting on his jacksie doing sod all, he has confirmed.

A MAN who works from home has added having an efficient and productive mid-morning wank to his CV.