Work

DO you feel obliged to buy treats for your colleagues when returning from holiday even though you hate their stupid faces? Here’s what to get them.

IT’S the last day of a gruelling week and you’re not doing any work as a point of principle, but the day is crawling by. Try these timewasting tips to make the day go faster.

DO you like pissing off colleagues with your incredibly annoying personal habits? Here are some great ones to try - if you haven’t already!

DO YOU feel like you’ve fluked your way into your current position, aren’t up to it, and are terrified of being found out?

ARE you worried that you’ve slept with less than half of your office, and it’s affecting your reputation and career prospects?

DO YOU, like Theresa May bringing her Brexit deal back for a fourth time, not know how to stop flogging a dead horse?

A NEW study has found that workplace productivity is strongly linked to giving a shit about your job.

DO you like scheming against your colleagues at work, even if you work in a dreary office and there’s not really much point? Here’s how to go about it.

DO you sometimes need to take a dump at work but don’t like your colleagues knowing? Here’s how to use the bogs with the silence and stealth of a ninja.

A MAJOR employment study has proved that most employment in the UK is an absolute piece of piss.