Work

Woman back from maternity leave discovers absolutely no fast-paced industry change

A WOMAN back at work after maternity leave has returned to work to find that absolutely no terrifyingly fast-paced change has been achieved.

How much do you hate your job?

JOBS. No one likes them except for pricks. But how much do you genuinely hate yours? Let's take a look...

Bizarre email reply actually answers question 'How are you?'

A STRANGE and frightening email reply actually includes a response to the original’s opening question, ‘How are you?’

Team-building day unites staff in hatred of team leader

A COMPANY team-building day has bonded a team in mutual hostility toward their kn*bhead of a team leader, they have confirmed.

Nobody can face opening email titled 'Christmas Do 2023'

NOBODY in a large office can summon the will to open and read an email titled ‘Christmas Do 2023!!’, they have confirmed.

HR terms that mean you're about to get fired

ARE you being bombarded by indecipherable corporate jargon? Check to see if you’re about to get your arse kicked out the door.

Recruitment agency claims nice bloke is evidence of 'diversity'

A RECRUITMENT company is using the only nice person in their office as an example of a minority.

Company holds productive meeting by accident

A COMPANY has admitted a productive meeting was held in their offices by accident.

The office brown-nosers guide to managing up

BEING a tireless busybody doesn’t have to be purely at the expense of your harried co-workers. Here’s how to put the squeeze on your boss and land that well-earned raise.

Woman promoted for being least offensive employee

A WOMAN has been promoted for being the most bland and insipid employee at her workplace.