Work

GETTING dressed is the number one challenge for people working from home, with ‘getting out of bed’ in second place.

EVERY single person in Britain has vowed to quit their horrible boring job and open a lovely local café, it has emerged.

A FREELANCER working from home is forced to share a workspace with his pet cat.

OFFICE workers across the country are struggling to get used to restraining their flatulence again, they have confirmed.

A CONFUSED man who has returned to his office after a fortnight off wants to know why he is in this shithole and who all the twats are. 

AN OFFICE’S tech team appear to be unusually reliant on old-school Post-It notes, colleagues have observed.

A WOMAN who was absolutely leathered after two glasses of wine has asserted that she could not have been drunk because she only had two glasses of wine.

A COMPANY’S human resources department has emailed all employees asking them, while not saying it outright, not to black up.

A WOMAN has decided it is easier to walk out of her job than to buy a Secret Santa present for her boss.

A MARKETING executive wrongly believes his skills will be useful in a variety of situations, including a catastrophe.