Work

DO you feel obliged to get a job but can’t face spending your life in an office surrounded by people you hate? Just make yourself unemployable! Here are some tips.

A WOMAN who settled down for a 20-minute power nap woke up three hours later, she has confessed.

A MAN wrongly assumed that the last few sheets of bog paper would be enough for his requirements.

A BOSS has made the tea for the first time this millennium, his office has confirmed.

THE best time to think about sex is during a work meeting, researchers have found.

DO you think it’s fun to skip around the office in a scary mask shouting “Trick or treat?” at people using spreadsheets? Here are more tips on being horribly childish.

A WOMAN who has cold hands is insisting you check the evidence for yourself.

A WOMAN who keeps bringing cakes to her office appears to be ruthlessly forcing colleagues to like her.

A WOMAN who is hammering her keyboard to within an inch of its life must be incredibly productive, colleagues have confirmed.

A DOORMAN in London is celebrating after being promoted to the position of revolving doorman.