Work

A NEW employee is enjoying the grace period where she does not yet know who in her office she will despise.

SMOKERS have admitted they are incredulous that they still get 10 minutes off work whenever they fancy to have a fag.

EVERYONE in an office is dreading what happens next after a handwritten note appeared on a kitchen cupboard that starts with the words ‘Hi Guys…’

IF you’re forced to attend dull meetings, why not vent your frustration by making them utterly unbearable for others? Here’s how.

IT’S tax time again and that means you’re probably tempted to put in some dodgy expenses. Here's a handy guide to what you can claim, probably.

GETTING dressed is the number one challenge for people working from home, with ‘getting out of bed’ in second place.

EVERY single person in Britain has vowed to quit their horrible boring job and open a lovely local café, it has emerged.

A FREELANCER working from home is forced to share a workspace with his pet cat.

OFFICE workers across the country are struggling to get used to restraining their flatulence again, they have confirmed.

A CONFUSED man who has returned to his office after a fortnight off wants to know why he is in this shithole and who all the twats are.