Work

AS AN employee it is essential to know your rights during the pandemic, although they will be invalidated at your boss’s whim.

TIMES are tough, but coronavirus needn’t stop you finding a job. Here recruitment consultant and professional bullshitter Josh Hudson explains how to succeed.

WORKING from home? Your furry prick of a pet treating your keyboard like a dancefloor? Here’s how to get through it.

A MAN hated by all his colleagues has returned to work with 14 weeks of f**king annoying behaviour stored up.

A MAN asked to socialise an idea and give it an offline pulse-check has confirmed that it made him hate his boss but also hate himself.

A FURLOUGHED woman has had the spiritual awakening that what she was born to do was to earn money for not working.

ARE you locked in a video call power struggle with your colleagues? Here’s how to navigate the nest of vipers you work with from the comfort of your own home.

A MAN who has been fired nine times in a row for incompetence and dodgy dealings is applying to be a Conservative MP.

YOU’VE not seen your colleague since March. But is she in the early stages of pregnancy or did she hit the lockdown cake too hard?

A TEACHER has turned the aftermath of her lockdown drinking into a valuable learning experience, pupils have confirmed.