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A MAN who has been fired nine times in a row for incompetence and dodgy dealings is applying to be a Conservative MP.

YOU’VE not seen your colleague since March. But is she in the early stages of pregnancy or did she hit the lockdown cake too hard?

A TEACHER has turned the aftermath of her lockdown drinking into a valuable learning experience, pupils have confirmed.

A MAN who claims to have been made unemployed by the pandemic was actually sacked for making inappropriate office advances while drunk.

LOCKDOWN is kind of over, a bit, so you need a good spin on it for your CV. Try these seven claims.

TINY things are now a giant faff, Britons have realised as lockdown begins to ease.

WOMEN juggling paid work, childcare and homeschooling are wondering if they can stick their children back into their wombs.

A WOMAN is fed up of the long, tedious commute from her bed to the kitchen table where she works.

THE prime minister has unveiled the post-lockdown rules which will allow Britain to return safely to work. Will you be able to follow them?

AN ACCOUNTANT, web designer or possible technical writer is trying to remember what the job that he used to do five days a week was.