Work

A woman is having a baby solely because her job is terrible, she has confirmed.

ARE you trying to explain your skills and experience without saying ‘just look at my f**king CV’? Here’s how to survive the ordeal of writing a covering letter.

AN office worker has confirmed that being told this year’s Christmas party is cancelled is the best sentence to ever enter his ears.

A TECH support worker cannot believe the lack of basic computer knowledge people today have, he has confirmed.

A RICH twat believes that anyone with a job they dislike should quit and do something they love instead, because she could.

WORKING from home doesn’t mean abandoning years of interdesk warfare with colleagues or even just pissing them off slightly less. Here’s how to f**k shit up remotely.

A HOMEWORKING man has cracked open his customary elevenses of a can of lager.

LOST your six-figure job? Exciting opportunities in the world of chicken de-beaking await. I’m Rishi Sunak, and these are the benefits of your new minimum wage career.

AFTER a tough year, being honest with your employees about their dismissal and subsequent destitution is a step too far. These corporate phrases should disguise it.

BOUGHT a pricey mask, got a Pret subscription, risked your life on public transport - only to be sent home from the office? Here’s how to cope with working in the kitchen again.