Work

DO you find a lot of your emails could be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no', but worry it will look like you’re not earning your salary? Here are some great phrases that add absolutely nothing.

JOB interviews are a humiliating parade of lies on all sides, but these are the questions that can’t be answered without leaving you feeling small, ashamed and unemployed.

THE horror of Sunday night is set to return under government plans to force all office workers back to their desks when the Covid vaccine becomes available.

WE'RE not their pal, buddy or anything else, but bosses still insist on being massively overfamiliar. Here are some of the most annoying workplace nicknames.

A MAN has spent an entire Zoom meeting with high-level executives blissfully breaking wind.

ARE you a workplace twat who wants to ruin people’s weekends? These emails will ensure your colleagues return on Monday stressed and unhappy.

HOME used to be a nice change from the mundane grind of the office, but under lockdown we’ve lost that feeling. Do this from nine to five and bring it back.

BRITONS who make a living selling stolen goods at car boot sales have demanded the government put them on a furlough scheme.

STRUGGLING to concentrate while the fate of America hangs in the balance? Here’s how to trick your boss into thinking you’re still putting in the hours, you slacker.

IT’S tough finding a new job, and it’s even harder when companies sound like they’re assembling the Avengers, rather than employing a data entry assistant. These buzzwords should make you run a mile.