Work

EVER wondered what the real story behind that leaving email is? Here’s how to decode the boss’s bullshit platitudes.

EVERYONE’S had a job they could best describe as ‘character-building’. But some people can’t stop going on about them. Here are some they wear as a weird badge of honour.

STAFF are being encouraged to work from home, even though many are still in the office. Have you been sent home for your own safety or do your colleagues hate you?

NO-ONE wants to hear about your job, but you’ve got nothing else in your life so here’s how to wank on about it anyway.

YOU had big dreams back at primary school. Vet, Chelsea striker, palaeontologist: which would you be? Let’s see how that worked out.

LOOKING to earn extra cash? These side-hustles will take up all of your spare time and earn you a negligible amount of money.

SARAH Vine has said Boris Johnson was working ’24 hours a day, seven days a week’, which is impossible or he’d be dead. Here are more bullshit claims people make.

TEMPTED to follow your dreams by signing up for a Guardian masterclass? These picks will suit the poncey twat you hope to become.

WELL, I’ve gone and got a proper job. Sort of. But no one warned me working in an office would be such a minefield.

THE sole accomplishment of an office worker’s day of faffing about working from home was a quite detailed drawing of her cat.