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Hot weather stifling now it's a workday

THE lovely warm weather enjoyed by Brits nationwide has legally been declared stifling, close and unbearably claggy as it continued into Tuesday.

Is your boss a twat or is it you?

ENDLESSLY bitching about your line manager? Ever stopped to wonder if they’re definitely the bastard or if it’s actually you?

Offices lure employees back with dedicated bitching room

EMPLOYERS are encouraging staff back into the office with meeting rooms set aside for bitching about workmates.

How to decode a leaving email

EVER wondered what the real story behind that leaving email is? Here’s how to decode the boss’s bullshit platitudes.

Five shit jobs people never tire of telling you they once did

EVERYONE’S had a job they could best describe as ‘character-building’. But some people can’t stop going on about them. Here are some they wear as a weird badge of honour.

Are you being allowed to work from home because you're a twat?

STAFF are being encouraged to work from home, even though many are still in the office. Have you been sent home for your own safety or do your colleagues hate you?

How to fill your social media with bullshit about your job

NO-ONE wants to hear about your job, but you’ve got nothing else in your life so here’s how to wank on about it anyway.

Six jobs you wanted to do when you grew up, and how things turned out

YOU had big dreams back at primary school. Vet, Chelsea striker, palaeontologist: which would you be? Let’s see how that worked out.

Five side-hustles that will make you an extra 35p a year

LOOKING to earn extra cash? These side-hustles will take up all of your spare time and earn you a negligible amount of money.

Giving 150 per cent, and other claims try-hard twats like to make

SARAH Vine has said Boris Johnson was working ’24 hours a day, seven days a week’, which is impossible or he’d be dead. Here are more bullshit claims people make.