Work

THERE'S a new kid on the block at work and he’s driving you round the f**king pipe. Here’s what the obsequious little twat is up to.

WHAT a surprise. Public sector workers are clamouring for more money. I say it’s time to call them what they are – lazy thieving scum, and punish them accordingly.

Good morning, team. It’s time to touch base with me, Nikki Hollis, your new manager. Here's my plan for overhauling this company and getting on your tits.

A GARDEN office installed this summer as a perfect homeworking solution is f**king freezing, it has emerged.

EVEN in post-Brexit Britain’s upside-down economy, marketing executives on £30k would rather stay in the office than do this dispiriting shit.

AN overeager office worker is treating Friday as if it is a normal working day and toiling away accordingly.

LOOKING to make everyone else in your office resent you for making them feel like a lazy bastard? Try these lunchtime activities. 

LOVE the thrill of a mutual connection? Entrepreneur and leadership yogi Bill McKay explains how to live through LinkedIn.

A HIGH-FLYING career woman has only climbed the corporate ladder to escape her tedious husband and whining kids.

A MODEL new employee is planning to unleash her true self the second day her probation period is over.