Work

A PAIR of colleagues who believe they are engaged in a secret affair could not be more wrong, workmates have confirmed.

OFFICE leaving cards are a cruel sea of lies and mistruths. Here’s what would be written if they weren’t sparing your feelings.

DO your workmates absolutely despise you? This is why.

THERE'S a new kid on the block at work and he’s driving you round the f**king pipe. Here’s what the obsequious little twat is up to.

WHAT a surprise. Public sector workers are clamouring for more money. I say it’s time to call them what they are – lazy thieving scum, and punish them accordingly.

Good morning, team. It’s time to touch base with me, Nikki Hollis, your new manager. Here's my plan for overhauling this company and getting on your tits.

A GARDEN office installed this summer as a perfect homeworking solution is f**king freezing, it has emerged.

EVEN in post-Brexit Britain’s upside-down economy, marketing executives on £30k would rather stay in the office than do this dispiriting shit.

AN overeager office worker is treating Friday as if it is a normal working day and toiling away accordingly.

LOOKING to make everyone else in your office resent you for making them feel like a lazy bastard? Try these lunchtime activities.