Work

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A GROUP of colleagues in their first real-life meeting in 18 months are all struggling not to press mute and call each other wankers.

AN absolute twat of a boss has rewarded an employee who finished their assignments in good time with yet more f**king work.

OFFICES across Britain are trying to tempt employees to stop working from home by allowing them to go completely bottomless.

A MAN has agreed with the eighth colleague he has held a lengthy conversation about office working with that it is so much more efficient.

THERE’S a meeting in your diary for this morning, but what kind of hell should you expect and should you even hope to survive?

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A MAN has found that his office’s human resources team is perplexingly taking his employer’s side in a dispute rather than his.

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A BUSINESS meeting where all participants were horribly hungover has gone amazingly well, attendees have confirmed.