Work

WE'RE not their pal, buddy or anything else, but bosses still insist on being massively overfamiliar. Here are some of the most annoying workplace nicknames.

A MAN has spent an entire Zoom meeting with high-level executives blissfully breaking wind.

ARE you a workplace twat who wants to ruin people’s weekends? These emails will ensure your colleagues return on Monday stressed and unhappy.

HOME used to be a nice change from the mundane grind of the office, but under lockdown we’ve lost that feeling. Do this from nine to five and bring it back.

BRITONS who make a living selling stolen goods at car boot sales have demanded the government put them on a furlough scheme.

STRUGGLING to concentrate while the fate of America hangs in the balance? Here’s how to trick your boss into thinking you’re still putting in the hours, you slacker.

IT’S tough finding a new job, and it’s even harder when companies sound like they’re assembling the Avengers, rather than employing a data entry assistant. These buzzwords should make you run a mile.

A woman is having a baby solely because her job is terrible, she has confirmed.

ARE you trying to explain your skills and experience without saying ‘just look at my f**king CV’? Here’s how to survive the ordeal of writing a covering letter.

AN office worker has confirmed that being told this year’s Christmas party is cancelled is the best sentence to ever enter his ears.