Work

THE only thing that the whole of Britain can still agree on is that the idea of celebrating ‘work anniversaries’ is total bullshit, it has emerged.

ARE you worried that working from home has made you fall behind in your duties as a toxic office nuisance? Regain lost ground with these tips:

A BOSS has ordered his employees back to the office because exercising power remotely does not give him that big-dick feeling it does in person. 

WORRIED your colleagues are one Zoom call away from finding out you’re shockingly inept and should be fired? Blag your way through the day with these tips.

THE millionaire CEO of a software business owes all his success to tirelessly working 90 hours a week like the total dickhead he is.

AS employees return to their workplaces, many are struggling to get back into the groove. So what unpleasant lifestyle changes should you brace yourself for?

A MAN has explained to his boss that just because he totally bollocksed up his job does not mean he has to resign.

YOU should be spending this week sweating it out in a roasting, unventilated office resembling a circle of hell. Recreate it at home:

YOU don’t get to choose your colleagues or your children but this year you’ve had to work with both. Which are more irritating?

WORKERS in a socially distanced office have declared it to be absolutely marvellous and the way offices always should have been.