Work

IT support disgusted by how little you know about computers

A TECH support worker cannot believe the lack of basic computer knowledge people today have, he has confirmed.

'Find a job you love!' says twat with money

A RICH twat believes that anyone with a job they dislike should quit and do something they love instead, because she could.

How to be the most annoying person in your office while working from home

WORKING from home doesn’t mean abandoning years of interdesk warfare with colleagues or even just pissing them off slightly less. Here’s how to f**k shit up remotely.

Homeworker cracks usual 11am lager

A HOMEWORKING man has cracked open his customary elevenses of a can of lager.

Rishi Sunak's guide to retraining for a much shitter job

LOST your six-figure job? Exciting opportunities in the world of chicken de-beaking await. I’m Rishi Sunak, and these are the benefits of your new minimum wage career.

How to fire people without them realising, by a boss

AFTER a tough year, being honest with your employees about their dismissal and subsequent destitution is a step too far. These corporate phrases should disguise it.

Agree a wanking schedule: Your guide to going back to working from home

BOUGHT a pricey mask, got a Pret subscription, risked your life on public transport - only to be sent home from the office? Here’s how to cope with working in the kitchen again.

Britain united in belief that 'work anniversaries' are bullshit

THE only thing that the whole of Britain can still agree on is that the idea of celebrating ‘work anniversaries’ is total bullshit, it has emerged.

The shit-stirrer's guide to catching up on office politics

ARE you worried that working from home has made you fall behind in your duties as a toxic office nuisance? Regain lost ground with these tips:

Get back in the office so my dick feels big again, says boss

A BOSS has ordered his employees back to the office because exercising power remotely does not give him that big-dick feeling it does in person.