Work

YOU’VE been ordered back to ‘the office’. So what is this strange place, and why are you here? 

A WOMAN has joked that she only becomes likeable after her morning coffee, to the surprise of colleagues who hate her at all times of day.

OFFICE workers have been urged to go back in August, but you may have forgotten what bellends your colleagues are. Here are some you should mentally prepare for. 

AS AN employee it is essential to know your rights during the pandemic, although they will be invalidated at your boss’s whim.

TIMES are tough, but coronavirus needn’t stop you finding a job. Here recruitment consultant and professional bullshitter Josh Hudson explains how to succeed.

WORKING from home? Your furry prick of a pet treating your keyboard like a dancefloor? Here’s how to get through it.

A MAN hated by all his colleagues has returned to work with 14 weeks of f**king annoying behaviour stored up.

A MAN asked to socialise an idea and give it an offline pulse-check has confirmed that it made him hate his boss but also hate himself.

A FURLOUGHED woman has had the spiritual awakening that what she was born to do was to earn money for not working.

ARE you locked in a video call power struggle with your colleagues? Here’s how to navigate the nest of vipers you work with from the comfort of your own home.