Work

AN OFFICE’S tech team appear to be unusually reliant on old-school Post-It notes, colleagues have observed.

A WOMAN who was absolutely leathered after two glasses of wine has asserted that she could not have been drunk because she only had two glasses of wine.

A COMPANY’S human resources department has emailed all employees asking them, while not saying it outright, not to black up.

A WOMAN has decided it is easier to walk out of her job than to buy a Secret Santa present for her boss.

A MARKETING executive wrongly believes his skills will be useful in a variety of situations, including a catastrophe.

A MAN from Wales cannot go a full day without talking about it, colleagues have confirmed.

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A WOMAN who settled down for a 20-minute power nap woke up three hours later, she has confessed.

A MAN wrongly assumed that the last few sheets of bog paper would be enough for his requirements.

A BOSS has made the tea for the first time this millennium, his office has confirmed.