Work

A NEW study has found that workplace productivity is strongly linked to giving a shit about your job.

DO you like scheming against your colleagues at work, even if you work in a dreary office and there’s not really much point? Here’s how to go about it.

DO you sometimes need to take a dump at work but don’t like your colleagues knowing? Here’s how to use the bogs with the silence and stealth of a ninja.

A MAJOR employment study has proved that most employment in the UK is an absolute piece of piss.

A WOMAN who works from home has decided a jumper with four stains on it is definitely still okay to wear.

A YOUNG entrepreneur has started a business with nothing but hard work and enough money from his parents to buy a Ferrari.

PYJAMAS are delightfully easy to put on but require almost impossible strength of will to take off. Are you managing to get out of yours?

A WOMAN who is meant to be working confirmed she has spent the time wondering why cats are mean to each other.

DOES your boss stupidly allow you to spend days at home ‘working’? Here’s how to make the most of what is essentially a massive skive.

BUSINESSES have warned employees that due to tomorrow’s bank holiday today is the equivalent of Friday and they should work accordingly.