Work

HAVING a sworn enemy to detest and undermine certainly makes slow days at work go faster. But who should you choose as your arch-enemy and target of your undeserved rage?

PIZZA delivery drivers have declared they are sick of being used for sex by randy housewives.

COULD the time you spend travelling to work be used for something more productive than sitting in silent, festering rage like a serial killer? Here are some suggestions.

A POLICE dog would prefer a job that isn’t basically just attacking people, he has confirmed.

YOU think about it most days, but how good would running off to join a circus really be? Here are the main pros and cons.

A LATE-NIGHT email has given office staff a disturbing hint of what their boss’s personal life is like.

A SUPPLY teacher is pleased to have been assigned to a class of 13-year-old low-achievers for whom colouring-in is still considered a valid lesson.

GETTING revenge on co-workers for some incident in the past is the main thing people working in offices think about.  

BRITAIN’S self-employed workers are facing the annual choice of completing a tax return or concocting an elaborate scam to fake their own death.

ARE you unsure if you’re just a horrible person to work with or a proper psycho who collects severed fingers? Take our quiz and find out.