Work

A MAN’S younger colleagues were left speechless when he dropped his trousers and sat on a photocopier to show them how we used to enjoy office Christmas parties.

A GROUP of workmates has had a Christmas lunch that was not unbearably awkward.

A MAN has somehow got the idea that it is normal to lie about things to get what you want in life.

AN office security guard absolutely loves it when he can get stuck into hassling people who have forgotten their pass, he has revealed.

YOU’RE tapping away on your keyboard furiously before leaning back, hands behind head, with a self-satisfied smirk. But are you the productivity champion of your office or have you simply sent one, single email?

THE office Christmas party has been booked for the third circle of hell this year, Marie from accounts has announced.

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A MAN in his forties who feels he should be incredibly successful cannot understand why he is barely holding down a crummy job in an insurance company.

A FREELANCER has become trapped between two worlds and is constantly at work while dicking about full-time.

AN entitled young person has self-indulgently turned down a fantastic career opportunity of long-term unpaid work.