Work

A MAN who everyone assumed was lying about his “passion for telemarketing” has a genuine love of the shitty, time-wasting career.

A LOCAL postman is furious with residents on his route for receiving mail.

A BOX of green tea in an office kitchen has now been there longer than any of the employees.

A RECRUITER has had a moment of remorse before going straight back to being a bastard, it has been revealed.

A WOMAN claiming to be a ‘perfectionist’ is notably poor at performing even the most basic tasks of her job.

GOING to the toilet at work is a minefield of unflushed bogs and sharing your intimate bodily functions with co-workers. Here’s how to get through it with dignity.

IF SOMEONE in the office is wearing headphones it means they want everyone to fuck off, it has been claimed.

A BOSS has arrived in the office wearing a light blue shirt, a blue waistcoat and no jacket, and is gathering everyone for a talk. 

A PRIMARY teacher has finally stopped telling people how 'stressful' teaching is.

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