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A MAN in his forties who feels he should be incredibly successful cannot understand why he is barely holding down a crummy job in an insurance company.

A FREELANCER has become trapped between two worlds and is constantly at work while dicking about full-time.

AN entitled young person has self-indulgently turned down a fantastic career opportunity of long-term unpaid work.

A GROUP of office workers spent 50 minutes anxiously waiting for a pub lunch then wolfed it down in 10 as their Friday 'treat'.

A MAN who has been addressing a colleague as ‘Hi!’ for the last three years has acknowledged it is too late to find out her name.

AN ARSEHOLE is upsetting his colleagues by bringing a really lovely packed lunch into work everyday.

TWO colleagues had the horrific experience of discovering their banter-based work relationship does not exist outside the office.

A COUPLE are preparing their toddler for adulthood by buying him a tiny grey cubicle to sit in all day, it has emerged.

THE UK has been told to get to work and shut the fuck up for the next four months until its next allotted happiness break at Christmas.